Butternut Squash & Chickpea Indian Curry

Cue the stress eating, this year is so overwhelming, I need a distraction and what better way to distract than with some new recipes full of comfort. This curry surprised me, since I just threw together a few ingredients, have never cooked with curry, and wasn’t sure what I was doing, it turned out great!

I used full fat coconut milk because ya girl wants to get them gains, but you can most def sub in light coconut milk. This baby also uses just 10 ingredients and is ready to eat in less than 30 minutes… what a f*cking delight. So, if you’re short on time but still want something tasty for dinner, give it a try.

Ingredients:

  • 1 tbsp oil
  • 2 c butternut squash
  • 1 c peas
  • 1 can of coconut milk (I used full fat, but you can sub light)
  • 2 1/2 tbsp vindaloo curry spice
  • 1/2 tsp paprika
  • 1 tsp cumin
  • 1/4 tsp turmeric
  • 1 15 oz can chickpeas
  • prepared basmati rice, cooked according to package

Instructions:

  1. In a large saute pan, heat up the oil over medium heat, add in the squash and peas. Saute about 2-3 minutes, and then add in the coconut milk, all the spices, and give it a good stir. Bring to a simmer, add the chickpeas, and let simmer for about 15 minutes or until the butternut squash is tender. You can check this by piercing with a fork, once tender, it’s ready to eat.
  2. Serve over a bed of basmati rice. Enjoy that sh*t.

Oil-Free Kale, Quinoa & Veggie Salad

Another kale salad y’all!

The first one was just so dang good, I needed to make anotha one. This time getting a little more creative with new veggies. I’ve still got my ass intermittent fasting and eating healthy, but this salad doesn’t make me sad about being healthy, and it’s so filling. Thinking about putting a meal plan together if I can see a noticeable difference in a couple more weeks, got all this quarantine time!

Ingredients:

  • 2 c water
  • 1 c quinoa
  • 2 tbsp water
  • 2 c shredded carrots
  • 2 limes
  • 1 tsp cumin
  • 1 tsp cayenne pepper
  • 1 tsp chipotle powder
  • 2 c frozen corn
  • 1 red pepper, thinly sliced
  • 4 c roughly chopped kale, with ribs removed (huge center stem)
  • 2 15 oz cans of black beans, rinsed and drained
  • Cilantro

Instructions:

  1. Start the quinoa, in a small saucepan boil 2 cups of water, add in quinoa and cook about 15 minutes until the water has been absorbed.
  2. In a small frying pan, heat 2 tbsp water, add shredded carrots and corn, top with juice of 1 lime, and half the spices, stir. You’ll cook these for about 5-7 minutes until the water has absorbed and the carrots have softened.
  3. Get a huge ass bowl, place the kale in, add quinoa, black beans, carrots and corn, red bell pepper, the other half of the spices, juice of 1 lime, and mix. Try to get everything jumbled together, and boom you have your tasty ass, healthy ass, kale salad. If you need more spices add them to taste.

Optional dressing w oil:

  • 1 tbsp vegan mayo, 1 tbsp sriracha, 1 lime juiced. Combine all and mix, drizzle on top.

    It’s 1 serving so create more as you need.

Kale & Black Bean Salad

Looking for all my healthy b*tches… this one’s for you. There is no oil, it’s low in fat, and high in protein. I’ve been trying intermittent fasting and during my feeding times I’m aiming to eat healthy af, thus leading to this salad of greatness.

Ingredients:

  • 2 tbsp water
  • 3 cloves of garlic, minced
  • 1/2 red onion, diced
  • 4 c cauliflower, riced
  • 1 tsp paprika
  • 1 tbsp cumin
  • 1 tbsp chili powder
  • 1 15 oz can of black beans, rinsed and drained
  • 1 cucumber, diced
  • 2 roma tomatoes, diced
  • 1 1/2 c kale, chopped
  • 2 c quinoa, cooked
  • 2 large limes

Instructions:

  1. Heat up the water in a large skillet, cook onion and garlic until fragrant. Add in the cauliflower, all spices, stir and cook for 10-15 minutes until cauli rice is cooked, add in the beans and cook another five minutes.
  2. Transfer to a pretty large bowl, add in the rest of the vegetables, and squeeze both limes over the top of the salad, mixing one last time. It’s now ready for you to enjoy that sh*t.